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loosing one's shit beyond measure.
I saw Bill hitting on my ex-girlfriend and I went full-blown gorilla dick on him.
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Face down in the dirt or ground.
I knocked his dick in the dirt. (red necked)
That baseball hit him so hard, it put his dick in the dirt.
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the art of manipulating ones genitals in the shape of objects and/or creatures for the amusement of others. ( see also monkey tongue, map o' tassie and spanish wristwatch)
Jacobs' dick tricks were a complete hit at his Grandparents anniversary.
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What you get if you don't shake well enough after pissing. Most common in public places and/or in a rush. Visible mainly in sweat pants and thin light colored pants/shorts, khaki.
x: *zips* "Dammit!" *walks out*
Y:"You piss yourself?"
X:"Nah man, just dick trickle."
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the dick you hope your girlfriend never finds. this pens is the absolute perfect length , girth and color for her vagina , it hits all the right places.. there is only ever one Golden Dick for each girl in the world
Ben - "Alice is going on holidays next week , i think she's going to break up with me before she leaves. we've been fighting a lot"
Craig - "maybe she'll find the Golden Dick"
Ben - "why would you say that?"
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"Hey dude, I took a great dick pic last night for my girlfriend!"
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a dick the size of a 2 year old.
Tucker has a baby dick! or
Tucker Tucker the Raven Fucker
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