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The act of drunkenly communicating with someone indirectly on Facebook, either by posting to a mutual friend's page or updating your status. Typically occurs after fights or break-ups.
Tom: What's up with Kristen's Facebook status? It says "Can't believe how things work out sometimes... Guess some people can never make up their minds."
Jane: She's drunk-facebooking by proxy. She just wants to show Will she thinks their break-up is his fault.
Tom: Is that what she was doing yesterday when her status said something about drinking away her troubles?
Jane: Exactly. You have sure mastered the meaning of drunk-facebooking by proxy
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When a man has had too much alcohol and can't get it up.
I went home with him, but spent the night masturbating in the drunk tank.
My vagina spent the night in the drunk tank.
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To become so intoxicated you have no recollection of waving your dick around like you just don’t care
Maaan, I went to that party and I wasn’t just trashed. I wasn’t just wasted. I was straight up Brett Kavanaugh drunk.
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Usually used when someone who is drinking a nonalcoholic beer is too drunk to walk and drive
Jerry: duuudeZ, Im s00ooo drunk broz!11Q1 Wh0s the desugnat3d driver ton1ght, cuz im wheyyyy to trashed
John: But jerry...Its nonalcoholic beer
Matt: He must be a Non alcoholic drunk.
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When you black out while drinking in an unfamiliar place but then, as you sober up, your memory returns later in the night. Now you are somewhere unknown and its only a matter of time before you become too sleepy to find your way back. This is like in the old Mario games when he starts in the middle of a field, you have no idea why or how he got there, but there's a timer counting down before he is fucked. Mario must deal with the situation at hand, just like you.
Much more serious if you forget your phone.
Drew: Dude, where the hell did you go at the end of last night?
Jesse: I somehow ended up at this party with this guy that sorta looked like a Mexican Ron Jeremy who wanted to "make magic" with me, I was so damned super mario drunk.
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The act of becoming so intoxicated that you wake up in the morning wearing your bathing suit without remembering how, when or why it happened.
John was so wasted last night. He woke up in the morning and realized he had been bathing suit drunk.
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1. Hot girl that is always drinking and having a good time. Sometimes can come off rude or careless.
" Hey man your girlfriends a fucking drunk bitch"
or
" Look at that fucking drunk bitch"
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