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For a woman to eat out another woman it feels awesome
1st make sure your naked and are both wet then finger her then wipe ur fingers on her breasts then sit on her breasts do what u want
Next suck her out still on her breast and lick away
Janet and I love lesbian eating out
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A fun message to replace a fortune slip (in a fortune cookie) with.
MAN: Eat shit and die.
WO-MAN: No.
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Eat my short is a said by Bart Simpson from a animated cartoon call the Simpsons which was created by Matt Groening in the late 19s
Marge: Bart your hands are dirty go to the bath room and wash them.
Bart: Eat my short
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lost the bet, the argument, you were wrong
and so now,you have to pay up, according the bet :
"if obama wins, i'll eat my hat"
"the bet was,.if obama wins you will not only eat your hat, u will also kiss my ass on main street at at high noon it's twelve o'clock.i'm droppin' drawers now bitch".
"if the 76'ers make the playoffs you will eat your hat?"
"u said, if romney loses,u will not only eat your hat, but also burn your KKK hat, join the green party and go to San Fran and party with the gays on New Year's Eve Well, Happy New Years Buford , Time ta bend over and take it like a man, you big fat red state bitch yee haww!"
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to be said to someone who is being an idiot.
leave them by saying 'eat my shorts.'
idiot: 'your such a whore'
you: 'EAT MY SHORTS BITCH'
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the ultimate diss, typed in all caps, first uttered by SICK1 in the online browser-based game solar empire
noob: (some typical stupid statement by a noob)
SICK1: EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!
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A vulgar sentence used when someone is getting their ass beaten down, specifically in a hardware store or a garage.
"Hey a drillbit... EAT DRILLBIT FUCKTARD!"
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