Ghost DJ

The paranormal incarnation of interfering iTrip signals

Radio: Blame it on the black star...psshhhhhhhhh.... hold me now, I'm six feet from the edge...

Desmond: That's the best part, why'd you change the song?

Rocky: Guy, I love that song just as much as you do. It's a Ghost DJ... (gestures to the frat bros high-fiving in the white tacoma one lane over)

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ghost medic

The ghost medic is where you apply a tourniquet to either arm, wait until the arm loses feeling, then utilize it to masturbate with.

Private: Doc, I totally tried the ghost medic after I stole a tourniquet from CLS class! Shit was so awesome!

Medic: I swear, infantrymen are some of the strangest people I've ever met.

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Ghost jizz

When you blow your nose and clear shot comes out.

God I'm just blowing out ghost jizz. It's all clear and nasty.

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Ghost Friend

(n) - when you befriend a new friend and that friend does not have a Facebook account.

After meeting Dave, I wanted to send him a friend request on Facebook. Dave told me that he did not have a Facebook account and that I will have to Ghost Friend him.

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ghost rider

A modern HITMAN or ASSASSIN . Usually big cities travel, work w/ various cartels,gangs, rich , celebs.

Or a guy just part of squad or family defending itself. Bodyguards for brothers. Family.

(PRISON EXAMPLE) Can you work on that "Ghost Rider" for me, its needs that part asap please. Check on my exhaust pipe, make sure its clean and spotless.

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Ghost poop

A ghost poop is a big fart that comes out as the poop that never was. A ghost poop.

Lyla: eww gross you just farted mom.
Mom: A fart is just a ghost poop. It was the poop that never was.
Lyla: Your ghost poop smells

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Ghost Nut

noun- An occurrence whereby an ejaculation happens and you do not realise it.

'Oh fuck, I think i had a ghost nut a while ago, my pants are wet

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