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A sad boi that is a happy drunk. The drunk equivalent to a fuck boi.
That guy is normally a sad boy, but now he’s a drunk happy boi.
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Coat your balls with tar, then stick them to the eyes of your victim. Pull away your balls from the face of the bitch, forcing their eyes to be stuck shut. The ho bag will look like a bandit with a tar mask. The tar that is sticking their eyes shut with force a grimace on their face so that it appears as if they are smiling. You rob them of their eye virginity and it appears as if they are happy.
I pressed my tar-soaked scrotum upon that cum guzzling ho bag's eye's like there was no tomorrow, forcing a happy robber.
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a word used to decribe your spaced out world.
what is danell look ing at?
Oh he's just inn his happy world.
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Vomiting in someone's anus or vagina and then having sex in that respective orifice.
I happy feeted this girl the other day, and afterword she walked like a penguin. She was a little drippy, too. Could have fed an entire population of chicks.
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A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.
Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.
A natural supplement that in legal and makes you feel happy, like x
I took two caps of happy camper today, then someone robbed me, I got my car stolen, and my family died in a fire, but it's cool, whatever.
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Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.
Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.
He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.
I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.
Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.
Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.
So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Happy Birthday, Donnie! I bet you asked for a blanket pardon this year!!!!!
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