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War horse poop

When lack of fiber and excess protein gives you bowel movements that are very painful and large.

After a block of government cheese, I have a case of war horse poops.

by Bill brasky85 April 25, 2021


Dark horse days

The dark days aren't over, and they're not going to be without a fight. Things are going to keep getting shut down unless people wake up and fight.

The dark horse days are not something people get to forget yet, since they are not over yet, as people are told they are in some countries.

by Solid Mantis January 4, 2021


long-necked horses

them weird orange spotted things that eat leaves and look like horses but with a long neck

`hey ethan what sare those long-necked horses over there`
`john thats a fucking girraffe`

by theredrichard December 30, 2020


American horse pirate

a longer way of saying cowboy

American horse pirates raged throughout the land.”

by shatisthat June 30, 2021


american horse pirates

when you don't know the word cowboy

in the wild west movies the people who star in them are american horse pirates

by never gonna give you up never June 30, 2021


Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.

My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”

by MinnesotaMan612 September 14, 2022


Monster horse cock

An abnormally large horse dick

That horse has a monster horse cock!

by Jhgdt May 29, 2021