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whatever you want!
also:
Whatever Humps Your Camel
Whatever Floats Your Boat
me: What do you feel like doing today?
friend: Anything man, whatever pickles your gherkin.
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An alcoholic shot.
Ingredients:
1.25 oz. Absolut Peppar (chilled, the colder the better)
A drop of Sriracha / Tabasco sauce
Small piece of a Dill Pickle.
Chill the Absolut Peppar & pour into an appropriate shot glass.
Put a small amount of Sriracha or Tabasco on the divot created by the webbing between the Knuckles of your thumb & pointer finger on the backside of your hand (where you would normally place the salt when taking a tequila shot).
The small piece of pickle is ideally used as a chaser. Or,
1. Lick the Sriracha / Tabasco
2. Shoot the vodka
3. Eat the pickle
4. Repeat
Because of his irritable bowel syndrome, it was difficult for Gary to drink red hot chili pickles.
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Describing someone who loves the cock.
That kid a such a pickle smoochin freak!!
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"you want a pb&j?"
"naw throw some
PICKLE on a bun fucker with sum mutha Fukin peanut buttah! Make a Peanutbutter pickle dog !"
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To go to extreme measures after being thoroughly frustrated, in a way that will not actually help the situation.
William spent three months trying to beat I Wanna Be The Guy. After dieing every time in the same place for a solid month, he was so fed up that he smashed his keyboard into pieces and threw his computer out the window. This is what it means to shoot a pickle jar into space.
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To be interrupted when extremely busy.
So there I was balls deep in a pickle jar when this guy comes up and asks me where the nearest Wallmart is, so i look at him and say "BUSY FOOL!!!"
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December first is officially a day where you put a pickle in your mouth sideways to resemble a mouth guard and take a picture of yourself and/or friends.
“Tony did you hear it’s National Pickle Time Day?” “Yeah I can’t wait to get home and stuff my mouth with pickles!”
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