the cake is a lie

The Cake is a lie: To have a Cake you need time and money. Therefore: money + time = Cake

According to smart people, time is money.

Therefore: 2time = Cake

According to other smart people, time goes on forever.

This indicating: time = infinity

Therefore: 2infinity = Cake

Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible.
The Cake is a lie!

guy 1-"the cake is real!"
guy 2-"the cake is a lie! i proved it!"

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cream cakes

Take a warm cupcake (store-bought is fine, too, just microwave it). Cut it in half and stick your hard dick in between the two pieces. Then squeeze and stroke until you cum.

Last night, My parents went out so I cream caked

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Steal The Cake

A game in which two buddies in a social setting set out to steal the female half of an already established couple, unbeknownst to the male half of said couple. Usually resulting in an altercation.

Hey dude, see that couple over there, I dare you to "steal the cake"

Eggplant Cake

Something girls ask guys for when they wanna suck his dick.

"Lemme eat that dick" "You could just say gimme that eggplant cake

Molten cake

The cake that melts in your mouth while you eat it.
Its the sex cake.

I would like to have some sex molten cake please?

butter cake

When two people have oral sex and then kiss with cum in their mouths

Brooo yesterday i had butter cake with my step sis!
Was it good?
Yeah, i didn't know that cum tasts that good!
Bro, chill!

queer cake

a cake (figurative or literal) awarded when a queer beds, yet another, "straight."

you and so and so, queer cake?
totes.
word.