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1. A disease carrying member of the male sex who should be expelled and condemned to live alone on an island full of people like himself.
2. Someone who is balding and who's hair is never coming back.
3. Someone who is a 'wanna-be pimp.'
4. Someone who likes to pretend like his penis is longer and works better than it really is or does. It is never been more than seven inches, and no, it's not that fun.
5. My biggest and most regretted mistake.
6. Someone who is married to a Don King look alike who hasn't discovered "FrizzEase" yet.
"Hey man, look at that ugly motherfucking fool walking down the street with that beautiful princess! That guy is such a 'MJ the internet pimp,' how did he get with her?"
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Describing a person who does at least 2 of the following actions while on a computer connected to the internet.
1. Sends at least 3 FWD: e-mail chain letters unsoliticedly on seperate dates, esp. the one about the anorexic girl in a third world country who needs you to spread the message.
2. Actually believes that if they whack the monkey in the banner ad, they will come across a $20 bill from heaven.
3. Goes in to chat rooms, esp. AOL chat rooms and pastes the same message over and over, especially one that fits their agenda.
4. Same as above but posts "Press" (a number) "if you like" (insert unliked thing here).
5. Has installed any software from Gator or any other known malware--actually believing the corporation's speil.
"Mom's still in internet larval stage. She's sent me that chain letter many times."
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Internet users who rant and rage about petty facts. Phrase coined by the folks at Rock Paper Shotgun.
"Diablo 3 looks like freaking World of Warcraft! I would rather choke than play it!" - Angry Internet Men
"What, Spore has a restrictive DRM system?!? I must write furious blog entries and comments about it and give the game 1 star in Amazon though I haven't even bought or tried playing it yet!!" - Angry Internet Men
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When little kids learn "grown up" words/customs, thanks to the INTERNET.
A way to explain how the kid knows to another baffled elder.
Little Timmy: I know what masturbation is!
John: Dude, how does your 7 year old brother know this?!
Bob: Yeah, internet says hello.
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When you are online gaming and someones internet is laggy.
Hey, why did you leave the game? Is your Fashion Bug Internet acting up again?
You should go pay your FBI so you can get a decent connection.
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The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.
Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!
Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.
Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!
Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.
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101. There will always be fappers in chat rooms. No exceptions.
Come on, we all know it's true. Do we really need an example?Rule 101 of the Internet has been proven too many times.
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