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Obsessively shopping for shoes online that you know you will not buy. *but probably will buy*
“I went Shoe-Gazing on JustFab today and found the cutest boots”
A person that is angry and has issues.
I was at a friends the other day and they needed to be slapped as he was hot in their shoes.
Shoes you wear when you’re about to go fuck around
Hey son, grab your fuck around shoes, we’re going to the mall
If you were to ever be called a queef, right now would be that time! No guy should ever wear toe shoes! It screams, I have a massive vagina to the world!
Most guys named Jay like to wear toe shoes.
Did u see that guy wearing "toe shoes"??
Ya omg I think his name is Jay! What a queef!
A nice little fellow,,,hu tao main,,,funky fresh,,IDK HELP
“Oh shit it’s Big Shoes / Ayex”
“Oh frfr? Is he playing Hu tao?”
“No he’s crying?”
When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.
Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.
To shove your whole foot, including the shoe, in a woman's vagina until the heel is no longer visible. Once it's completely in, you turn rotate the shoe counter-clockwise until she climaxes.
I shoe cubed your sister!