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Origin: Former Kentucky basketball player who played for only one year and then bolted for the NBA. If it wasn't for the NBA age rule, he wouldn't have gone to Kentucky; he used them to gain national attention...aka "one and done."
-noun
1. A girl who shows interest in the first date and subsequently rejects further contact for no reason
2. A girl who takes time to hang out with you only because she needs attention and is not genuinely interested in seeing you
-verb
1. Standing up a date when plans were made beforehand
2. The act of feigning interest when there is none
Synonyms: Bloodsucker, Tease, Cold-hearted, Flaky, Succubus
Antonyms: Keeper, Honest person, Acie Law (girls who stick around)
-noun
1. Conversation between guy and girl:
Guy: I enjoyed our time together yesterday. Would you like to hang out tomorrow?
Girl: I would love to!
*Next day*
Guy: So, you ready to hang out?
Girl: I can't...I'm busy tonight.
Guy: You are such a John Wall.
-verb
1. Two guys talking to each other:
Guy 1: I know your first date went well, how'd the second go?
Guy 2: It didn't happen...she John Walled me.
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What's up with that?
From rhyming slang: what's the story? = what's the john dory? = what's the john?
Tank: Simpsons aren't on tonight. Big Brother is on instead.
Dave: What's the John?
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One of the whitest people planet earth has ever seen. Will do anything to get a better grade or more pay. Does anything in their power to get along with their teacher or boss.
Mr. Stephens: Good morning. Today we will learn about the sum of two cubes, so get your notebooks out.
Josh(whispering): Thank God he forgot about the homework cause I didn't bother.
John boy: Mr. Stephens, we had homework.
Mr. Stephens: Ahh yes, thank you for reminding me.
Josh: >:(
John boy: :)
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The worst wrestler in history. The board of WWE set John Cena to be the next Stone Cold Steve Austin. But failed epic hard and is now classified as a dumbass. Crowds continously chant different insults such as 'You can't wrestle' as he only knows
somewhat about 5 or 6 moves, 'Same old shit' as he always does the same old boring crap over and over again.
John Cena is the nom. 1 cause of WWE ratings. They're falling each second the dumbass is alive.
Cena sadly has a professional carreer in music. Rapping. Which ofcourse he sucks at.
John Cena sucks and should be put to death.
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The awesome actor who played Napoleon Dynamite. (and no, he did NOT die in a car crash, thank you very much!)
"Dude, that John Heder guy is flippin' sweet!"
"Word."
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(n.)
1. A person who is very horny and typical jerks off to porn of men jerking off.
2. Someone whos actions make absolutely no sense, and often makes a fool of himself, not to please others, but for his own amusement. Example: smelling girls hair (for a long time), or making obxious faces at the opposite sex.
1.Wow with all that cum on your face reminds me of Special John.
2.Stop acting like a Special John and get your head out from inside the toilet.
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John Phillips is the sexist man alive and has a big most dick unlike bobby Lombardo with his small little shrimp dick.
Danm john phillips fuck me I don't want that piece of shit bobby lombardo.
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