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May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.
Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.
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Memorial Day Weekend - AN EXCUSE TO GET DRUNK AT 11 AM 3 days in a row.
KICK OFF WEEKEND
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when one gets so drunk that they somehow end up kicking the clock off the wall.
"Wanna get drunk?""how drunk?""clock-kicking status"
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1. A beating so intense, you wish Chuck Norris had given it to you.
2. Receiving an ass whooping so good that you could have sworn it was in HD.
guy 1: " Do that again and I'll kick your ass in HD!!!"
guy 2: " Wait, don't yu mean 3D?"
guy 1: "No, 3D makes it come closer to you, HD makes your ass beating look better."
guy 2: "...wow that's intense man."
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Grab friend and kick them in the face
A fight where 2 naked hill Billy's (typically from mississippi) fight eachother naked with shit smeared on there bodies on a trampoline
"Hey Bobby my uncle Eugene is having a hill billy roundhouse kick later on spooner street"
A day where you can kick men in the dick
Girl/boy: *kicks dick
Boy/ “ouch! What was that for?”
Girl/boy: “it's International kick dick day!”
Boy: “oh, okay!