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True Team-Killing Fucktard

The Abbreviation of Team-Killing Fucktard is TKFT, the plural form is TKFTs.

1. True TKFT (TTKFT) Team-Killing Fucktards normally have little or no experience at playing games, and therefore are expected to have little or no understanding of how the game works. also known as Newbies or newbs They rarely work in packs, often due to the fact that since they are Team-Killers, they may just kill the other TKFTs out of instinct.
Detection:
The early presence of a TKFT on the field is detected by observing spontaneous, random, unnatural walking patterns while they get accustomed to their new environment. As a rule, abstinence from heavy equipment (RPG's, BFG's, etc.) is well-advised.Team-Killing Fucktards do not have a common specific language that they will always use, unlike n00bs, and may be fluent in several different languages; therefore making them harder to detect early.

Prevention:
True Team-killing fucktards will never be fully eradicated. it helps eliminate their numbers, however, when you give them a tutorial and show them the enemy.

Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.

p1- I cant believe he shot half his own team with a RPG because he forgot what color he was. what a dipshit.
p2- Yeah, what a True Team-Killing Fucktard!

by Super-Ultimare-Ownage-Penguin September 11, 2011

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RageQuit Team-Killing Fucktard

this is the second definition of the Team-Killing Fucktard also known as the TKFT. the plural form of TKFT is TKFTs.
Definition 1 of TKFT is the True Team-Killing Fucktard. if you are confused on which definition is which, be sure to check out that page, too.

2. Rage-Case TKFT (or Rage-Quit TKFT):

This version of the TKFT is MUCH harder to detect. they are ninjas, assassins and spies. in the world of online games, they are steriotypically pissed-off asshole ten-year-olds about to Ragequit; they tend to talk in the n00b language and are usually almost completely fluent in said language. unlike the True TKFTs, who simply dont know how to play.

Detection:
Early detection is not always possible. Much of the time, this breed of TKFT will go unnoticed in a crowd or teammates, blending in perfectly. The exceptions occur when they make their presence known, often by lapsing into noobish. The known detection methods involve checking for anger and hostility towards other teammates, reviewing the player's dialect to determine if they are a troll, n00b or TTKFT, and by watching for reckless playing manner with heavy weapons.

Prevention:

Unfortunately, this Rage-blinded TKFT cannot be fully prevented. Sometimes, they call for a specific action, such as being expelled from the game or team-killed into RageQuitting. the players who TK or kick this type of TKFT can be referred to (comically) as TKPS or Team-Killing Problem-Solvers.

Note: "Ragequit team-killing fucktard" just announces what breed of TKFT they are. you may mix it up as you wish. some common acronyms are RQTKFT, and RTKFT.

p1: U d1rTy M0Th3rFuCk3r!!! Ur M0M h@d N0 cUmPl@nT$ L@$T n1GhT!!!!! HAHA L0L0L pL0X!!!
p2: Dude, its just a game. what's your problem
p1: 1m M@D @ U D:<
*P1 kills p2 then ragequits*
p3: hahaha! he did such a ragequit. what a Team-Killing Fucktard!!!!!
p2 as he respawns: tell me about it.

by Super-Ultimate-Ownage-Penguin September 11, 2011

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kill self vs wall

A laughable insult that has reached notoriety on some online forums. Often used to mock n00bs.

noob: omg, why u do that 2 me?
player: It's your fault...
noob: omgwtf gtfo your mother is whore
noob: go kill self vs wall

by Pete The Destroyer March 18, 2007

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how to kill Toto Wolff

you can prepare yourself for this murder with a book

bit you have to discover the name of the book "how to kill Toto Wolff"

by anonymus342 November 6, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Video Killed the Radio Star

I heard you on my wireless back in '52
Lying awake, intent at tuning in on you
If I was young, it didn't stop you coming through
Oh-a, oh-a
They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine and new technology
And now I understand the problems you can see
Oh-a oh-a
I met your children
Oh-a oh-a
What did you tell them?

Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Pictures came and broke your heart
Oh-a-a-a oh
And now we meet in an abandoned studio
We hear the playback and it seems so long ago
And you remember the jingles used to go
Oh-a oh-a
You were the first one
Oh-a oh-a
You are the last one
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car
We can't rewind, we've gone too far
Oh-a-aho oh
Oh-a-aho oh
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car
We can't rewind, we've gone too far
Pictures came and broke your heart
Put the blame on VCR
You are a radio star
You are a radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star

by Death Menace December 10, 2022

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whatever kills your baby

phrase. see whatever floats your boat

I hate ricers. I love camaros.
K dude, whatever kills your baby.

by Clark August 4, 2004

19๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


why Hitler killed the jews

Because they are their oreos without milk.

eww you eat Oreos without Milk, you know that's why Hitler killed the Jews right?

by Lalalstan November 16, 2016

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