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To be shitfaced and roaming the street after a long night at a (sports)bar, restaurant, or pub, kegger, party, or nightclub
Tim- "Hey man I can't remember what I did last night...Did I.."
Joe- "Yea man you were pretty pub-licked you went home with that chick with the herp-lip(To have a cold sore of undisclosed/faulty origin on upper or lower lip) "
When you dip your dick in a liquid then drag your dick across the face of a sleeping victim. This simulates a tongue licking your face. This can also be when you beat someone up using your dick and giving them a lickin'.
Victim: "i had a weird dream were a dog was licking my face"
prankster: "nah, i gave you a head lick"
Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.
(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there
I seen a dinosaur looking a lot of puss on the hilltop
I walk in my room and I caught my b**** with a lick a lotta puss
When your balls have been sucked on so much they are perminantly red.
Me: Hey man whats wrong with your balls?
Friend: Oh, my girlfriend shit on my dick then sucked on my balls till I got licked balls.
To talk to yourself a lot while reflecting on incorrect or outdated trivia questions in chat rooms
That one chick is always licking paper instead of just googling the answer