A saying meaning that one who lives their entire life for the purpose of pleasing their weiner may eventually get wiped out by an STD
After banging over 100 chicks, Chad finally got a bad infection and was paralyzed from the cock down. Live by the cock die by the cock
A loser who is the worst at fortnite and calls people bad even though he's worse.
Bro my friend is such an Unlisted LIVE.
If someone has traces of sperm still in the mouth after the bj is over, they are said to have "live floss". This term came about after a skank we know had magnified pictures of cracks in her teeth taken at the dentist office, and some stray tadpoles showed up in the pictures.
Don't kiss Betty, she just blew Bill and now she has live floss.
Instead of saying living the dream, you can say/use the expression/phrase/saying, "living the nightmare" when your life is chaotic and hectic.
How are you?
Oh you know.. Just living the nightmare!
Living the nightmare is my new normal.
An expression usable by Xbox Live users meaning a gamer who doesn't currently have Xbox Live; usually resulting in angry friends.
Derrick: Why has Rick not been playing Halo 3 for the past four days with us?
Gerald: He's renting a new apartment, so he found paying for Live pointless.
Derrick: Ha, he better not be Live Lacking for long. He's ou best sniper.
A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.
Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.
I can't wait for my living dead dad to get shot by someone who is tired of his shit.
The thing people do every time they see a definition on Urban Dictionary
Jessica: I am going to ruin your day in one sentence.
Pokémon Fan: What is it then?
Jessica: Pokemon will end some day.
Pokémon fan: And that is the day I will stop living
Jessica: WHAT THE-