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Matt Halko

a young who goes out of their way to not answer the phone and tippy toes around Billericca with limp wrists

Son: Daddy Is that a T. rex over there???
Father : No it’s just a matt halko son

by Horny H man February 26, 2019


Matt greenberg

The sexiest man you know with a joie de vivre that rivals even the most traveled and arousing of men.

Also could be used to describe ripe bananas.

That guy reminds me of a Matt Greenberg

by Gabagool6969 January 16, 2024


Matt Miller

The Act of being a divorced miserable man that threatens to hurt/kill previous employed Bartenders @ his Mom & Dads bar/restaurant, who plays Co-Ed softball, starts fights with the other team & grabs opponent by the throat after a Win/Loss.

Dude, why is your neck all red & swollen?

Well, I beat my friend at ping pong, & he jumped over the table & he totally Matt Miller'd me.

by DougFunny7891 June 6, 2024


matt handle

known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.

can you matt handle this?

by lovetomatthandle November 6, 2009


matt t.g. shep

exudes swag

anna(1km) says matt t.g. shep is a fuckin sweetheart + total hottie + that she would + will die for him

by dmvmeu July 25, 2021


Matt Kirk

Special

That guy is such a Matt Kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 23, 2022


Matt’s Husband

Nick/Asher/Nick Hoffman
the husband of matthew

#futurecouple

matt’s husband is so funny! they’re spicy a cute couple 💘

by flairswrld January 3, 2023