meat axe

A Bloody Idiot, or a fucking tool. eg a fucking dumb cunt

that cunt is a fucking meat axe..
used as
"he is a fucking meat axe rugby player"

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meat sandwich

A sexual encounter in which one man is nude between two girls (or one girl between two men), all three engaged in sexual acts.

We went to bed and I got myself into a meat sandwich between Ana and Sylvia.

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911 meat

Military slang used primarily in the Iraqi - Afghanistan theaters to denote hostile individuals with known ties to violent Islamic Fundamentalist Groups. The term “meat” indicates the individual(s) have a date with Allah, regardless if they attempt to surrender or not and what is left of their bodies is best described as a slab of meat.

"Fire at will, if any of those assholes are recognizable as whale shit, we're doing it agian"

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meat blaster

A guy who posesses the rare ablity to blast the meat curtains off of a women's vagina when he blows his load.

Did you hear that Dirty Joe hospitalized that gnarly ho? I guess he meat blasted her pretty good.

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Duck Meat

The juiciest cut of man-meat

Want some duck meat? Then duck down and try some.

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meat retriever

when u fuck a bird in the arse n pull out her insides

man that girls snatch smelt of tuna so i went round the back and accidently retrieved some meat.

wow your a real meat retriever. was she ok?

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meat muffin

Mounding flesh accumulating on the face of the female genitals. Best used to describe a particularly protruding specimen. Generally noticed due to bright colored panties or odor.

"Let me pet your coital beard and grovel on your meat muffin."

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