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When a male gapes out another males ass with his fist and then takes a muffin (Flavor of his choice) and starts to feed the gaping hole the muffin. When the asshole tightness back up the male then proceeds to suck put the muffin with his mouth and his hands tied behind his mouth
The other day I walked in on bill and tom doing a "Midwest Muffin"
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When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.
Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM
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Someone whose CrAzY but also cute.
Wesley is such a craze muffin!
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I accidentally knocked over my moms priceless bedside cunt muffin
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A Muffin Punch (informally known as a Punchmeister) is a cocktail typically comprised of butterscotch DeKuyper, vodka and a dash of Bailey's. Usually drunk as an accompaniment to shilling your crypto-bags on Twitter or relaxing in the bath listening to an episode of the world's greatest cryptocurrency podcast, Crypto Weekly.
I'm buying up large quantities of rope stocks sipping on a Muffin Punch.
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Super Ugly "Scrage" that is fat and shaped like a Muffin this is one of the highest forms on insults. Its between Scrage and Mole (the Highest Insult) in the ladder of insults.
Ashley: Hii Annabelle
Annabelle: DONT F**CKING TALK TO ME YUU DIRTY SCRAGEL MUFFIN!!!
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