Pittsburgh High Five

Getting a handjob while being stoned

Katie and I were to high to fuck, so she just gave me a Pittsburgh High Five instead.

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big gay five

The new five dollar bill. Called the big gay five for the gigantic purple five on the back. A term coined by Andy Parsons.

"Repairing my minivan cost me a whole lot of big gay fives."

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five and three zeros

Just one way of saying goodbye or that your leaving (out)

Man I'm go met this chick, so I'm catch you later.- Five and Three Zeros; take it lite, I'll hollaaa!

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kacchan we were five

BakuDeku audio which kept being taken down on youtube because it’s quite ✨cursed✨

It can be used as a trigger to weebs.

They will feel quite uncomfortable after hearing just those 5 words.

“You sure your mom isn’t home.“
“Yeah I’m sure.“
“That’s what you said last time she caught us.“
“But Kacchan we were five.”

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High-five shit

when two guys are sitting on toilets that are next to each other and within arms reach. while they are making bowel movements at the same time, they high-five.

dude, wanna go take a high-five shit with me?

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five finger fire sale

When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).

Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."

The King of Five Nights at Freddy’s

Markiplier is the King of Five Nights at Freddy’s and no one shall take his crown

Markiplier is the King of Five Nights at Freddy’s