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The boob/gut test is an at-a-glance way to quickly determine (on a pass/fail basis) whether a woman has a proportionately attractive figure (or instead is overweight or just has an unflattering shape).
The idea is that when a woman is standing up straight and viewed from the side, her breasts should protrude farther forward than her stomach or gut, or at the very least they should stick out equally. If however a woman's stomach or gut sticks out farther forward than her breasts, it is a visual indication that she is either overweight or oddly-proportioned.
Please note: The boob/gut test allows for a wide range of sizes and shapes of women to be considered attractive; the consistent factor is that to be most attractive a woman's breasts should always stick out farther than her gut or stomach. The boob/gut test is NOT to be applied to pregnant women as one would naturally expect a pregnant woman's midsection to enlarge significantly while carrying a child, something many consider to be a very beautiful thing.
Also note: Poor posture (i.e. slouching) often causes easily-avoidable boob/gut failures.
Two guys sitting in a bar, looking over at a couple pretty ladies nearby:
Greg: "Hey Jim, take a look at the woman there with the red hair and the green eyes... she is so pretty! I really want to go talk with her and meet her!"
Jim: "Hold on a second, Greg-- I agree she's quite attractive... But wait until you see her standing up so you're sure she passes the boob/gut test. You remember what happened last weekend when we talked with those ladies at the tiki bar."
Greg: "Good call, Jim. I do want to make sure she is as sexy as she is pretty before I ask her out!"
Two circular holes, similar to that of regular glory hole in which a woman places a titty into said holes.
Yea, I stoped by Adam and Eve and they had a boob glory hole in the back. It was awesome
Boobs that look like pointy swinging rocket tips from the 70's due to the style of bras that held them in this era.
Jon: "Whoa, you see that chicks rack?"
Pete: "Yeah they're nice looking 70's boobs!"
Jon: "I'd definitely hit it, bro!"
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any form of of facial hair, used for brushing boobs
clara:my boobs are a little dusty
jim: do you want to use my boob brush
clara: sure :D
man procedes to brush females boobs with his face
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When one prefers honor student boobs they prefer A and B cups.
Guy1: Man do I love me some double-D's!
Guy2: I prefer honor student boobs, A's and B's only.
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sumthing that taylor ungerbuehler does not have
she aint got snoopy boobs
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Verb- 1. the act of kissing, or performing other intimate acts with another subject.
2. a slang term for what EmDef will never do.
(boy kisses his lady intimately)
friends: YEAH CHIVES! GET BOOB!
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