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This guy, I swear to god, is the most annoying bloke on earth, but then again, he'll make ya laugh by saying the most random stuff possible. He has severe ADHD and will find anything to smack/laugh at. He screams random shit for no good reason and he loves it. His friends all think there is something wrong with him. However, when he needs to be serious he makes sure that he tucks himself into line. He wants to be a professional sports commentator, but with the amount this guy talks, they're gonna turn off the TV. He always wants attention but never receives any. He loves flipping burgers for a living and has no time to enjoy his life due to the sheer commitment he has to his burger-flipping business. He is a very lovable guy with a passion for stupidity.
Do you know Peter?
That kid that says random stuff? Yeah, he's annoying as hell.
that gardener that ask if you want some tea. or tells you to put another shrimp on the barbie
hey peter will you bring the tea with you and while your there put another shrimp on the barbie
lady fabulous. def closeted!!! but like,,,, lwokey a stud.
Katie: "Wow! Look at that man"
Holly: "Thats peter, What a guy"
Peter struts around like he’s the mayor of Sass Town, population: himself. He’s got more sass than a cat in a tutu and enough insults to start a stand-up comedy career. If sarcasm were a sport, he’d be a gold medalist. And if snark were money, well, Peter would be living in a mansion made of eye rolls and smart remarks. He’s a menace alright.
That guy just called me fat! He’s definitely a Peter.
Usually a good person. Only has three moods: happy, spaz and depressed. They normally listen to depressing music and they ALWAYS STINK like shit.
“ what’s that smell? oh, it must be peter”
Peters are the best people in the world. He is a chick magnet and has the biggest cock. Peter only whips out his monster shlong to whom he chooses is worthy to possess. He always wears Ralph Lauren Polo with GUCCI belt and gives the shirt a small tuck at the front to show off the GUCC. Peter is the richest grigga you know and always has spare cash in his pocket. At least $600 in case the local souvlaki shop up their price. If you know a Peter, do not mess with him as he will get his other griggas and turkey slap you. If you are friends with a Peter, do not unfriend him and always remember to speak with caution, unless he regards you as grigga.
Tony: Who's that?
John: Oh, that's Peter. Don't mess with him he's a Grigga.
Tony: Yea so?
Tony: *gets turkey slapped* *dies*