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Being so drunk, yet walking as carefully as possible. Its so drunk t is as if you are stepping in unseen holes with heavy staggering, massive dips and sways, side lunging and a lot of losing and attempting to regain balance.
Bob was so shitfaced when he walked from his car he was stepping in post holes for about 20 feet and finally did a face plant. Perhaps he should not have been driving.
The "high" following a bowel movement. The act of dumping stimulates the vagus nerve which sends a signal to your brain causing a euphoric glow typically lasting between 2 and 10 minutes. Can be shortened to PPE
I destroyed the toilet the morning after an amazing Indian food feast and had the most satisfying post poop euphoria.
After an amazing bowel movement I experience the best PPE, now I'm ready to tackle my day!
This is the drops of urine left in a mans underwear after he shakes his wiener after peeing, but doesn't shake it long enough. PWD for short.
Man check out Dennis in his thighty whities. He's got post wabler dwabler all over the front making the front all yellow. He smells like piss also.
After taking a shit you get momentary body shivers/chills with an empty feeling.
Man I just had post shit chills after that big shit I just took.
The feeling you get post orgasm that makes you feel that you are in a coma and cannot (or do not wish to) move. A total sense of satisfaction post sex.
I can't get out of bed at the moment as I'm in a post coital coma.
When exams are over and you feel a void in your soul, not knowing what to do with your life.
Often shortened down to PEE.
Who else is on that pee (post exam emptiness) shit rn 💔💔
Hopefully in the post pandemic reality, people remember what they forgot during the pandemic, that they never needed normalcy or hope. The dysfunctional lives most of us led before somebody tried to pause them and make them normal will return, and because most people don't think the sky is going to fall because they see a condo building collapse on the news, they won't need a celebration of hope, or a daily dose of hope to be happy. They will be happy without it, knowing they never needed it, since hope and positive/boundlessly optimistic thoughts are for weak people and cynics.
The post pandemic reality won't be a new normal, it will be the same old dysfunctional world some people have forgotten they missed. Nobody will miss what they are told the new normal is, nobody will miss the wildfire spreading, or what they are told the new world order is. The old stuff is still around.