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It's when you are up all night on call, completely dehydrated, and your breath is foul as shit. And as you handover to the morning team, flecks of tartar just spray out but you don't care because you're post-call.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I just mouth-farted on your face because I have post-call breath."
What happens after eating beans or spicy food.
After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.
When you’ve been beatin’ up the pussy and you finally sling some batter. As your abdominal muscles begin to relax, you can feel gases rush towards the exit door like a fat kid chasing the ice cream man. Just then, you fart so hard you tear a hole in your prison wallet.
“Bruh...what did you eat?”
“No brah. It’s not what I ate. It’s who I banged. Pussy was so good she gave me post-orgasm flatulence.”
What your mental health has become in post-covid worktopia
Where is the dignity of real office work? Worktopia is deadly to your post-covid health
Experiencing a surge of reality entering your system upon smashing or breaking something in a fit of video game related rage. Usually turns into despair depending on the value of the destroyed item.
Gavin: "FUCK!!" *BANG! CRSHMPH....*
Ethan: "Dude are you good?"
John: "Nah, that sounded like his keyboard. He spent like 200 bucks on that thing."
Ethan: "Damn, post rage clarity is gonna hit him like a bitch."
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Gavin: "I'm fucking retarded bro"
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a broad and blissful smile after one tremendous or multiple orgasms smile
wherever I go I see your post-O smile....
Timing/postponing an udate on a social network in such a way that one will maximize exposure to it, and as such maximize responses to it. In other words, when one gets an idea for a funny/interesting/deep facebook status one must make sure that one posts it at a time when most people are bored at home and likely to see it and comment on or like it. It is also important to be sure that this update does not coincide with another significant event (major sporting/political/popular culture events) because then one's post will be lost in the multidude of mundane and banal posts reporting the outcome of the significant event.
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Guy: "Dude, I just got the funniest idea ever! I'm tweeting it right now!"
Dude: "No Guy, it's Saturday night. Everyone's gonna be out partying and getting wasted, so noone will see your tweet. You've gotta plan when to post. Tomorrow morning at 10 will be a good time, when everyone's in bed, hungover, and online because they don't wanna get up."
Guy: "Woah, you speak true, dude."
2.
Guy: "Ohmigawd! I just realised the meaning of life! Updating Facebook status right now!!"
Dude: "No no no! Plan when to post! The final match of the soccer world cup is starting in 10 minutes. Noone's gonna give a shit about Facebook right now, and after the match everyone's gonna be making statuses gloating about how their team won, or complaining if theirs lost. You'll have to give it a day if you want humanity to benefit from your wisdom."
Guy: "Dude, you're so wise!"