When a you masturbate until your glans is bleeding then have your lover take a diarrhea dump. You now dip your wounded soldier into the preferably watery pile of shit then roll it around in salt.
Susanna and Andre did a salty steve last night. They are so fucking gross.
When one of your mates cums in a pussy and you eat it
Hey jeremt you wanna eat my salty sardine
when you tip the filter of a cigarette from a friends pack of smokes in your pee hole after you piss and put it back in their pack, the face they make when they taste the salt is called the "salty Hagedorne".
that was rude, he did not really know the guy and he gave him a salty hagedorne.
When an Asian person hypnotized the apple. They put salt on it.
Person 1, ewww what’s on those apples?
Asian person, SALT!! YUMMY
Person 1, are those salty apples?
Aisan person,YESSSS
The act of dipping your finger in semen and proceeding to brush your partners teeth with said finger.
She wouldn't shut her mouth.. So I gave her the salty toothbrush.
A gay faggot with no friends
There was once a salty Chris who thought he was not gay but people thought that he was
A gay faggot with no friends
Chris thought he had friends all of them thought he was gay and a salty chris