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Shoe-boxed

When you've gone from being in a current relationship to being lumped with all past relationships.

I had to shoebox Paula's things once Stacy and I started getting serious.

I am pretty certain Bob shoe-boxed me, I haven't heard from him in 2 weeks

by Stacy Contryman March 24, 2008


mass-shoe-bation

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.

Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.

Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.

by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013


delran soft shoe

When a new addition to an existing work force gets human fecal matter delicately inserted into their gym shoes unbeknownst to the owner.

Karen's been here long enough to finally be initiated into the group with a good ol' Delran soft shoe.

by Rubberbabbybuggybumper December 15, 2015


shoe size 4

It's a term intended to make men insecure, or target a man's insecurities. It has no real meaning, but tends to offend people regardless.

"You seem like the type of person to have a shoe size 4. No offense."

by dumpsterbby November 19, 2021


shoe flu

shoe flu is a temporary psychological disease when you associate yourself with a particular type of shoe, and getting that pair defines you.

Avril Lavigne had a shoe flu for Converse shoes.

by theGodWithManyWords November 24, 2016


Cool your shoes

Chill the fuck out

Baby cool your shoes.

by Cool your shoes September 20, 2018


IOFBG Shoes

Stands for "I Only Fuck Black Guys" as in Air force 1s (the Og IOFBG shoes) or all white kicks that Lulu loving, Stanley Cup sippin' white girls wear.

Norah is wearing her IOFBG shoes with her fit tonight-girl looking to get some.

by WolfPackers March 13, 2024