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The act of wanking yourself and falling asleep in the middle of your session; only applies to the male gender
"Last night I jiggle my way to sleep"
The act of sexually teasing your partner while you are sleeping.
"He's such a sleep teaser! He woke me up and then we didn't even finish."
Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.
Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!
the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.
"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."
"I was at work."
Nocturnal emission. Jizzing in your sleep
Made a fresh batch of sleep sauce last night, bro!
A time-based tax many living creatures pay in order to live and function. Humans usually pay one-third of their time income towards this tax.
You thought the IRS is bad, have you heard of the sleep tax?
Eating some dairy and going to bed
Sam, you should cheese and sleep. You'll rest better.
Lily is totally going to cheese and sleep when she gets home. She's trashed. I was really hoping we could Netflix and chill though!