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smash repairs

The Australian version of "body shop"; the place you go to get your car fixed after a crash.

Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.

Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.

"I'll be a bit late home, Shaz; I'm dropping Baz off at the smash repairs so he can pick up his V8."

by a sentient bag of goon March 02, 2025


Super Smash Bros Ultimate

A game that is inferior to its predecessor Super Smash bros 4 in every way. Why did this game add so many irrelevant characters? Shouldn't characters be added to the game based on importance? What do we have for relevant dlc Sephiroth and Banjo. All the other dlc seems bland and out of place for a game about Nintendo's all stars. A game where the online mode is even worse then Super Smash Bros Brawl because of the games engine. Sure the game is fun but when your in elite smash and you just fall off the stage randomly that isn't fun. Also the online mode costs money and you cant even taunt in elite smash. For some reason as well Sakurai also took out the disconnect players when their targeting the same person too often. Super Smash Bros is one of Nintendo's most popular multiplayer video game series. How can the fan base over look all these flaws in this game?

Super Smash Bros Ultimate can improve in some ways

by Gamer222 December 21, 2021


Smash for cash

A sordid British phrase, typically used by less articulate and baser Brits to refer to the exchange of cash for sexual favours, particularly those of an enthusiastic, lewd, lusty, perverted, imaginative, stimulating, enjoyable, unusual and/or depraved nature for recreational rather than procreational purposes. Not too be confused with other vernacular expressions such as 'Lord fuck a duck!' and similar crude ejaculations.

'Wanna smash for cash?'
'What are your rates?'
200 for an hour'
'Lord fuck a duck'
'That'll be £50 extra'

by MrWhooHoo69 April 12, 2025


Superman Smash

The act of going on the rollar coaster The Superman Ride of steel and making it to the top of the hill. While on the top, you give or recieve an act of oral and or sexual intercoarse to another man or women. Actions may include but are not limited to licking one's butt hole, putting a dick in one's ear and or jack hammering a pussy.

Superman Smash

by DaLaxMan August 11, 2011


Smash and Lash

To lead someone into having sex with you and then leave immediately after and never communicate or be associated with them again as if they never exsisted. Can also be abbreviated to S&L.

"Girl, remember the boy I met the other week, yeah well he full did a smash and lash on me."

by wan2thedon23 June 28, 2017


smash n’ pass

Another term for a one night stand, but a somehow purer way of saying it.

Mark: “You see that girl? I think I might ask her out.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”

by muscular but still skinny 😔 December 25, 2023


super smash bros rizz

Using super smash bros as rizz

He wants to be an EDP and use his super smash bros rizz

by King of klowns November 20, 2023