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Something great to have as an appetizer at your next dinner party.
Basically self explanatory.
Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.
"I think you really suck and you should just like go die."
"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."
"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"
"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."
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Word around the smoke pit /wrd a-rownd tha smowk pit/ p.
1. A phrase commonly used amoung Marines (USMC) indicating the gossip or rumors of people and or events that happen to be taking place before/during/subsequent to that region of time.
1. MARINE 1: "Devildog, word around the smoke pit says you got caught bangin' a sheep or somthin'. Is that true?"
MARINE 2: "No man! It was a goat. and his name is 'Charlie', ok!"
2. MARINE 1: "Hey, anyone seen Chattom?"
MARINE 2: "Nope. Sorry Devildog. Word around the smoke pit says he got discharged for banging a Navy officer."
MARINE 1: "He did!?! OO-RAH CHATTOM!"
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An over exaggeration of ones life during ridicule. Not necessarily meaning one will, "Smoke Meth & Hail Satan".
Roger: "Kicked out of college, a DUI and fired from your job? What are you going to do now?!"
George: "Smoke Meth & Hail Satan."
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The activity of being productive, yet able to enjoy some doobage now and again.
Coined by midwestern author Doug Milam the the mid-1990s.
"the week of Final Exams was a blur... We were settin' goals, and smokin' bowls".
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To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat and damage electronic equipment.
I'm not sure, but I'll bet a fan went south and caused your processor to blow a smoke ring.
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1-always the person that packs the pipe gets to hit it first
2-the person that calls backdoor before the pipe is packed will get last place
3-sharing your water or other liquids is mandatory if one of your fellow smokers are coughing.
4-quitting on a bowl will result in the quitter not getting anymore hits for the rest of the day and getting the bitch place (last place in rotation) for the next 5 smoking sessions unless he/she has declared a nonsmoker and has not taken any hits from the bowl(even one will count).However if the quitter is the person whom has asked to smoke another bowl he/she is not able to quit on it.
P.S:The 5 session suspension from good hits could be appealed(and potentially reduced to 3 or 1) with good reasonings how ever the smoking fwllows in the group will get to judge.
5-Smoking should continue untill everybody in the circle declare stoned.
6-the person that packs the bowl will get shotgun if smoking in the car regardless of who has called it,simply because it is improbable to pack in the backseat.
7-When smoking in a group it is important to be as discreet as possible so any paraional activity including but not limited to:driving reclessly,continiously mentioning how stoned you are,being abnoxiuos will result in punishment decided by the rest of the group.
8-messing around and screwing with people is one of the most enjoyable feelings of being stoned.so it is imortant for the smokers to have a high confidence level and not to get carried away with it.
9- Although when getting in trouble while being stoned means every man for himself,it is important that the person in trouble doesnt sell their smoking buddy out in any circumstances.Violation of this rule will result in punishment decided by other smokers
10-Because Marijuana affects people differently it is polite not to make other people do what you want to do but to take a vote from other smokers.
Judging:taking vote takes place in a way that every smoker in the group gets a vote even the person accused of a violation.However the person packing the bowl will get 1.1 votes to make sure that a tie wont happen.
10 ammendments of smoking marijuana
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1. When a man asks his woman to lie down whilst he places his testicles in her mouth and asks his woman to perform hand-job on his penis. The man then asks his woman to hum creating a vibrating sensation on the balls. This bring great pleasure for the man. The man then asks his woman to close her eyes, the woman knows she is in for surprise. The man takes a drag from his pipe. While holding in his smoke the man excretes feces on his woman's face and exhales the smoke in the same general area. This creates the illusion of a cigar smoking trumpet player.
Jon Nguyen: My woman is cigar smoking trumpet player
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?
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