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suck my balls

apply oral stimulation to my male genitilia

Suck my balls, bitch!

by MaddMattG August 2, 2003

932๐Ÿ‘ 366๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck my eggs

1)to have someone suck on your genitalia preferably said by men to women during sex or various arguments.

2)a phrase used as a step in for "fuck you" usually used as a sign to show others you are pissed.

3) a general phrase used for any conversation for any reason no matter the time, place, activity or social group


1) dude 1-"yeah man while we were doing it she just totally went down on me".
dude 2-" did she suck your eggs too"?
dude 1-" yeah man, you should get your girl to do it".

2)dude 1-"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
dude 2-"Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
dude 1-"yo mama so stupid that...um...uh".
dude 2-"yo mama so ugly she made my pit bull cry".
dude 1-" man you can just go ahead and suck my eggs bitch".

3)has been used on Sponge Bob, Billy and Mandy, and 3 others i cant remember

by I.C.U. February 8, 2009

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cock sucking lips

A womans lips that are plump, full, or unordinarily spongy. Lips that would feel even better than normal lips if wrapped around your penis.

dicksucking lips

Man she's got some nice cocksucking lips.

by D January 12, 2004

249๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck my bucket

A polite euphemism for suck my ass.

Well my dear, I would suggest you get down on your knees and suck my bucket!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2019

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck my plums

A British expression which requests that someone preform fellatio on ones testicles.

Footnote: The request is rarely granted using this methodology.

Scammer: Hello this is Louise from Barclay Fraud Team. Your account sic hacked please confirm bank details.

Smart Person: Who?

Scammer: Louise from Barclay fraud. Pls send long card number and expiry security code.

Smart Person: Fuck off. Suck my plums.

Scammer: Send bank details

by Bastian - AZ June 2, 2016

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick sucking height

A short woman, such that her mouth is at the same altitude as your penis when both parties are standing straight.

Also known as DSH, or PDSH.

1. Damn, look at how short that girl is! She's dick sucking height.

2. I met this hottie last night...she was PDSH.

3. *Standing behind a short woman in a cashier line* "DSH!"

by JSammz December 15, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suck the Dong Bong

There's a thing called a dong bong - it is a beer bong with a penis on the end of it where you put your mouth. So if you want to say something really and truly sucks you say that they suck the dong bong...because it is humiliating.

Melissa: Have you heard of that band, Fall Out Boy?
Annie: Oh yeah man, they suck the dong bong.

by NatashaSmiles July 2, 2009

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