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The act of texting someone back, nearly impossible to be done by a female.
When you text someone with a heightened anticipation for a quick response.
I texted you to see if my phone was working, cause "DUDE" ain't hitting me back. I waited like a whole 5 minutes.
Yo! You got that text insecurity. They probably just busy, chill out!
When you text someone that doesn't respond as fast as you would like.
I texted you to see if my phone is working. I gave "dude" like a Whole 2 minutes to respond.
Yo... They might be busy. Don't give in to your text insecurities. Relax!
Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.
I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.
The act of sending unsolicited texts that are not answering a question, making a request, have an obvious response, any response would seem pointless, or are otherwise considered pointless by the recipient. These are texts that serve no two-way-communication-purpose and seem to be just informing you of something that requires no further action or response.
Texter 1: I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.
To only have balls to text people shit, not to actually say it to their face.
No balls texting: when one room mate doesn't have the balls to say things to your face so they resort to texting you.