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British spelling, I can't be bothered to type it out again, so here's one I made earlier.
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Un hermano o hermana de pierna es cuando dos personas han tenido algún tipo de relación subida de tono con la misma persona, se han comido a la misma persona o han tenido relaciones sexuales con la misma persona.
Con la Sofi somos hermana de pierna porque las dos nos agarramos a Joaco
Sofi and I are hermanas de pierna because we both make out whit Joaco
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To hurt oneself.
A particular event that takes place surprisingly, resulting in a degree of pain or discomfort also causing sudden but brief anger.
Static electricity can cause one to experience TRUE Poop De' Blu.
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Eccentric rowing president who got with the women's captain of the boat club. Further defined as an absolute shagger, having got with a girl at every rowing curry so far this year. Has a massive hard spot for Robert Jones of Walesland, and wants to fight to the death with a certain American Vice-captain, fully naked and oiled up. That my friends, is the De Jager way.
Charlotte: Did you see el presidente in staircase 12 with another girl last night??
Hope: Of course! That's just how Ben De Jager does it
Charlotte: Oh yeah, don't we both know it!!
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When a girl or guy sucks off one person from each house on a cul de sac.
I moved onto this cul de sac in hopes of getting my hot neighbor to give us a cul de suc.
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name for a person that is stupid
you are an absolute Jelle de kutjong
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Remaining DJ of the two-men team who formed the infamous DJ band Aeroplane. This guy is like the second coming of Jesus, but if Jesus were this awesome dude with nice glasses and very good taste in music. Call it Jesus 2.0 if you will.
In many manuscripts, it has been said that Vito is capable of making your prostate jump up and down if you're a man, and making you ovulate right away if you're a woman.
The music from Vito de Luca is one of the few things that make the world better. It does not matter if you're a deadbeat with a deadend job, it does not matter if your dick smell like shit and women puke when they try to give you abajowski, it does not matter if your parents tell you that you'll amount to nothing and you're the result of a few tequila slammers and an oversized prophylactic. It does not matter if the last time you inserted your ugly weiner in a coochie was that last awkward new year's eve where you took advantage of your cousin's mentally disabled friend at the mental institute for blind catholic schoolgirls, DUDE, nothing will matter anymore.
Just lie down, stare at your ceilling, put the earwax-covered earphone in, select one of the many fine mixes this semi-god has to offer and let yourself be filled with this shiny ball of warmth. It will make everything just right, and if the feeling fades away, bro, play another one.
To sum this fuckin UD article up, Vito de Luca is da bomb.
Carl : Man, I just listened to the Aeroplane chart mix of may 2010...
Henry : So what ?
Carl : I love you man.
Henry : You queer.
Joshua : Man, you got canned from your job again ? What you did this time homes ?
Claus : I got caught red-handed smoking pot and getting my dick sucked by the boss' daughter in the supply room.
Joshua : Broooo, wrooong, in so many ways !
Claus : fuck it, play the Aeroplane Triple JJJ mix, I need it right now.
Joshua : you got it. Vito de Luca's gonna take care of your sorry ass.
Mother : Frank, come in here !
Son : Yes Mom ?
Mother : we gotta talk. Your father and I are getting a divorce. This sorry excuse for a man is getting a sex change operation, and I want to fulfill my dream of becoming the biggest cocksucker in midget porn. Plus you're an unwanted child, and I tried to perform the abortion myself by sticking sharpened chinese chopsticks in my cunt from month one to month seven.
Son : Man... I really oughtta check out the new Aeroplane mix.
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