Alfie is a young british boy who loves looking at long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack dipped in soy sauce mixed with mayo.(creamy&thick)
“i saw this boy at my at my school he was such an Alfie Bell”
Alfie is a young british boy who loves sucking long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack.
“i saw this boy at my at my school he was such an Alfie Bell”
When you have a long shit and it slowly slides across your taint and balls before diving in the water.
I just took a huge afghani bell ringer on the toilet.
Name given to a particular brand of computer or laptop when it goes wrong, which they invariably do.
Hey dude, there's a load of new listings on ebay for Knackard Bell pc's.
A cry used when your foreskin isn't protecting your bell-end, and something comes incontact with it, such as walking into a table.
Since the nerves from your bell are extra-sensitve, it tends to hurt.
Phil: OH SHIT PETE!!! OPEN-BELL!!!
Pete: What happened man?!
Phil: My foreskin is in pain from walking into that lampost! Oh gawd that hurt...
A term for a subspecies of human that is incredibly loud and invasive. Others describe this as a living parasite.
Watch out for that Angus bell, it will shout at you.
An easy target to roast. A person who is always doing things that make it easy for others to make fun of him
Antonio is always wearing his cap backwards. He's such a bell pepper.