Pump 'n Dump

n. The act of masturbating in a gas station bathroom while defecating.

Steve: "Dude, pull over at this gas station. It's urgent."
Jeff: "Why?"
Steve: "I need to take a Pump 'n Dump. Bad."
Jeff: "A what?"
Steve: "Look it up."
Jeff: (searches Urban Dictionary) "Oh my god that is horrifying. People do this?"

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perform a core dump

Originating from IT roots, where it also refers to a less than pleasant prospect, to "perform a core dump" (in some marginally civilized, yet uncouth circles of urbanity) refers to the process of laboriously evacuating one's bowels - usually resulting in a hefty pile and dispersed shrapnel all over the porcelain scooter.

Dang, man! Did you have to come and perform a core dump at MY possy?!

To the mall security guard: "Dude, where's the jazz?! I urgently need to perform a core dump, or I might embarrass the shoppers!

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dumps like a truck

A term used to describe a woman with a large posterior. Mostly used for women whose posteriors are so large that it appears they have taken a dump in their pants.

Damn, that girl's got dumps like a truck

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Mag Dump Season

aka, Tantrum season. When individuals/criminal group(s) in a GTA Role play server feel the need to shoot the police because they're upset or feel as if the police are unfair and/or are going too hard(doing their jobs).

Boys the cops stopped our 5th meth run because we're dumb AF. time to start Mag Dump Season.

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Dump Truck Driver

It is when you are having sex with a chick, you release your load and leave

Nick gave it to Susan good, he gave her the dump truck driver

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Female Dump Truck

First off the female must be able to expell vaginal secreations rapidly. The man shall be on all fours while the woman is about to climax. The woman should spread her legs standing over the man while squating,squirting,and making a beeping noise indicating that she is going backwards (hence) like a dump truck.

First off the female must be able to expell vaginal secreations rapidly. The man shall be on all fours while the woman is about to climax. The woman should spread her legs standing over the man while squating,squirting,and making a beeping noise indicating that she is going backwards (hence) like a dump truck. The Female Dump Truck.

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Dump 'n' jump

Taking a dump in a bathroom and leaving without wiping. Flushing is optional.

Bob: That guy is so freaking gross. He just dump 'n' jumped in the bathroom.

Joe: Glad I don't have to sit next to him all day!

Bob: .....yeah, well *I* do.

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