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A small booger which is visible at the forefront of your nostril
E.g. Jeff, you have a mouse in the house. Here's a tissue.
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A domestic servant engaged in cleaning or gardening, either an African-American US citizen or a central american immigrant without papers.
My house nigger, she comes from Guatamala. She's without papers.
Anyway, she sure can wash dishes. Want her number?
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Music that requires no talent and can easily be made by anyone with the right software as long as it's in 4/4 time and makes drunk people want to dance. Big in Europe because apparently after being home to many talented musicians the entire continent decided to give up.
House music is often lacking in the intricacies which make up other genres. Lyrics are often retarded and written on a first grade level with no more than two syllables so drunk girls can slur along.
The minimalistic nature supposedly makes it cool...it's really just easier for people to dance to....which is fine, just don't call it music.
Chicago is home to many great musicians...this is their fat bastard, unloved child.
Hey, wanna listen to House Music and rub on my privates. I've got sweet bottle service going on here.
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A house crammed full of Illegal Aliens. Usually they will be in a nice neighborhood so all their oil-leaking cars, and dirty laundry hanging on the bushes and old bicycles will stick out like a sore thumb. People will be living in every nook and cranny. Closets will be turned into bunk beds for the kids, dudes will be sleeping in the garage, families of eight all inside a 10x10 room. Major fire hazard, and a huge drag on property values.
There are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me. I'm calling Code Enforcement.
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Any establishment where your cell service drops below 4G, thus impairing mobile communication.
I was trying to post this selfie to Instagram but I only have 3G service here. Damn this bowling alley is such a Trap House!
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To do something which is considered to be really mean
Yo, what your doin is mad arms house
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Where you grab some classical instruments made of polished metal along with a large drum and bang the living shit out of everything while dancing insane and pretending you're aboriginal. Brass house is often improved by having a bum clap stale biscuits together in front of a microphone.
brass house is where you play like brass house!
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