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cock monster

Someone that is so cocky and thinks they are so great, but cocky just doesn't cut it. They are a monster.

That guy think's he's so great, he's such a Cock Monster.

by MissMila September 14, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flamin' Hot Monster

A poo you take after too many trips to 7 11 buying flamin' hot cheetos and monster energy drinks

"I should not have made that last 7 11 stop! Give it another 15 minutes and I'm gonna be taking a nasty Flamin' Hot Monster."

by luckystiff27 September 28, 2011

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


3 headed monster

A woman with tits as big as her head.
She looks like she as three heads because of her huge head-sized hooters.

Damn, that chick has some humongus titties, she's a fuckin' three-headed monster. (3 headed monster)

by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

55๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cleveland Closet Monster

When you take/place a turd in a closet with the intention of someone else finding it.

David did you leave me a Cleveland Closet Monster again?!!!

by Amsygirl January 11, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


lag monster

A car whos turbo charger is sooo big and is pushing out soo much boost, takes off at a set of lights for a race and only after the vehicle has passed through the intersection does it accually accelerate at a rapid rate of speed. Usual out comes are un-controlable sliding and wheel spin.

When Allan was challenged by a pussy whipped Nissan at a set of lights in his RX7, the nissan driver thought he had an easy win when he was first through the intersection until the Lag Monster of Allans flew past him Once he hit 4400rpm!!!

by Jotg October 13, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Daddyโ€™s Little Monster

What Harley Quinn is. She is Daddyโ€™s AKA Jokerโ€™s little monster.

Joker after watching Harley kill someone: Aww, Whoโ€™s Daddyโ€™s Little Monster.
Harley: I am!

by Jokerobsessedbitch December 11, 2021


Birth a smoke monster

The act of conjuring something of foul smell inside the bowels and then releasing this spirit for the world to experience. Birthing a smoke monster is also found in the Game of Thrones when the crazy lady in red gave birth to a black smoke monster, that bitch be crazy!

Nick held Steve's hand to comfort him so he could birth a smoke monster. This smoke monster devastated and evacuated the entire room.

by dul3l3s July 3, 2013