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An absolutely diabolical insult, extremely similar to "Your Mum gay, your daddy lesbian, and other such". This is an insult on a scale with power similiar to that of God himself, so, unless you want the universe to crumble before you, do not use this terrfiying phrase.
Carl: Your Mum Gay!
Dylan:Your sister a mister!
*The Earth begins to shake as Carl readies the blow to Dylan"
Carl:Your brother your-
Dylan:DON'T SAY IT CARL!
Carl: I must.... YOUR BROTHER YOUR MOTHER!
*Cries are heard from across the universe as, atom by atom, molecule by molecule, the universe begins to crumble away, for not even God can save us now*
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Two dudes that fucked the same booty.
Yo have you heard that those two guys fucked the same person in the booty!, fucken Mud Hut Brothers
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The greatest videogame ever made.
Person 1: "Sonic the Hedgehog is going to be in Super Smash Bros. Brawl!"
Person 2: "Super Smash Brothers Brawl is the greatest game ever!"
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A friend that is so close he is like a brother, though obviously from another mother.
Should be spoken like you're straight outta Compton.
Thug 1: (Walks into the crib).
Thug 2: Yo, my brother from another mother...washappenin'?
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a group of young boys and a girl who are trying their hardest to express themselves in music. It doesn't matter whether jerks like the people above like them or not because they're still going to continue making music. They are actually not that bad because they make their own songs, which many people like (whether you do or not---or else they wouldn't have their own show continuing on a second season)and have been doing so since they were 4 years old. If you don't like them, leave them alone and don't waste your time making a rude commentary about them when you could be doing something else that's actually useful.
don't be jealous just because you can't hit it big and play an instrument or have a voice that actually sounds good.
btw: they're kids, they'll grow and get into puberty later. They're enjoying being kids, something older jerks obviously regret not doing and wish they did.
the naked brothers band: a group of kids making great music and still learning how to make it better. :
have you heard about the group of kids who sing "If that's not love?"
yeah, you mean the naked brothers band?
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The supreme comeback. The five words, that if used in succession, will force the entire known universe to collapse within 4 microseconds. This is never to be used until it is absolutely needed.
Billy: Ur mom gay
Tom: Ur dad lesbian
Billy: Your sister is a mister
Tom: Your brother be your mother
*Everything instantly collapses and everything stops existing*
a shit school that has been alive since like the Elizabethan Era, the uniform is uncomfortable af and the teacher enforce the dress code by putting up dumbass posters in the halls. The cafeteria smells like actual butthole and is just disgusting cuz the janitors barely wipe the tables. Everyone thinks they are the shit and white people there say the n-word FOR NO FUCKING REASON. There’s like maybe 5 nice teachers and the rest have a stick up their ass. The washrooms smell like shit and there’s always tampons on the ground in he girls washroom. They force us to take religion, and yeah it’s a no from me. Oh and you get in trouble for getting UberEats like tf. Oh and everyone is a fucking druggie, and all the AP people are snitches.
Guy: I’ve had the most shitty day
Girl: do you go to St. Brother André CHS ?
Guy: yeah
Girl: figures
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