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When you rub dirt on your dick, stick it in her ass and ask her for any extra change. When she says "No", you bash her head in with a brick and take her recyclables.
I went back to chick's place last night and did a hobo death to her. Needed some extra scratch.
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An alternative name for cancer (regardless of type - breast, skin, etc)
Ivana Trump (Donald Trump's first wife) makes a phone call to the White House on 11th April next year to talk to the President to pass on some very distress news. Wailing down the the phone line the person that took the collect call hears"King of Death" as tears roll down her face.
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1. The name for what occurs when one tells a joke (which the teller thinks will generate laughs) and no one laughs.
2. The name for what occurs when one hears a joke and does not understand the humor.
"..and the bartender says, 'why the long face?' Get it? Get it?" (silence, no reaction. Embarrassment.) "Err...death jacket."
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The act of jerking off in your room until the peak of orgasm before running to the nearest bathroom with your penis still in hand and nutting in the toilet bowl. The main objective is to not be caught/spotted by anyone in the household.
I had a successful Death Run last night.
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A star-studded funeral where celebrities perform for a crowd of dignitaries for the benefit of the deceased’s family and their own careers. Began with the death of Michael Jackson and was cemented into the modern vernacular with the passing of Whitney Houston.
“Whitney's death benefit was much sicker than MJ's."
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When your dog is sleeping with their ass towards your face and you hear a faint whistle sound come from their ass.
My dog almost killed me last night with her death whistle.
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An alcoholic drink made with absinthe and Green Amp
I am going to drink the electric death
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