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Always is a problem and wins against Dashie in Mario kart 8.
Donkey bitch ass just passed dashie for first place!
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The ones that glyniss has
Holy crap! you can see her donkey balls comin out of her shorts!
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Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.
You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.
Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls
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A guarantee so outrageous that it makes you think of a Donkey Dick.
That's a "Donkey Dick Guarantee" from you to me!
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The act of using a taser to deliver a powerful blow to the back of the head. Often used during sexual intercourse while the female is bent over not looking in your direction.
The other day I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, and thats when I pulled out my taser and gave her a old fashioned electric donkey punch.
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A very aggressive grab performed by a very barley man, often a Caucasian man, in the Philippines while riding a jeepney. The act is done by hanging on back of the vehicle and grabbing a potential bride/female pedestrian as she walks by. He will then say, "You mine!" and take her home as prize of the day.
Hey fam, donkey kong snatch that hoe! she so fine.
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