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when someone does not succeed to do something and they know they messed up and or did something idiotic and make an okay symbol with their hand and scream the phrase "fucking mint," you know they are disappointed in themselves. lololz
*thanos does not succeed to commit genocide*
me: BrOoO0OoOo0
thanos: FUCKING MINT
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When you book it after finishing sex.
"Well, I hate to fuck and run, but I've got to get home. Bye."
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An exclamation of immense frustration and awe an overpowering catastrophe that is about to happen.
mate: Iceberg right ahead!
captain smith: oh fuck!
alpha wing: bombs away!
guy at nagasaki: oh fuck!
stormtrooper: they are at the gates of berlin
hitler: Oh fuck!
Obi-wan: here comes Jar Jar again
Qui Gon: oh fuck!
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When a musician plays a rhythm so rhythmically complicated that the listener has no understanding of what's going on in the music..... and basically the listener gets rhythm fucked in the mind and head as a result.
Damn boy you rhythm fucked me.... how da fuck you do that??? That's amazing!!!!!
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A Reference to a series of Reddit TIFU posts involving a cheating wife named Jenny.
Yeah so I was doing stuff today. Anyways, Fuck Jenny.
Yeah man Fuck that Bitch.
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AKA "FA" for short - The feeling of receiving a beefy hog in the hind quarters usually from a spouse or co-worker. Despite a valient attempt to accomplish something, the recipient of your good deed is thankless and has the nerve to discredit or disregard your goodwill.
I told the company that we could save money by utilizing my cost cutting measure. Not only did they disregard my effort, they decided to approve the most expensive option on the table. Fucked Again!
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A tall, white, pasty mother-fucker who enjoys dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, taking a picture of it on his cameraphone, and sending it via text message to his normal, unsuspecting friends.
Normal Kid #1: "You won't believe what John did! He sent me a picture of his
doo doo butter!"
Normal Kid #2: "Yeah he is a sick fecalphiliac-fuck!"
John: "I'm tall and pasty and like dropping shits and then eating it or rubbing it
on my bleached asshole."
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