Golden Gate

(Verb): To have a double Eiifle Towel orgy featuring a third woman who is laying across the backs of the bent over women.

(1) Scoop, Captain, Gimbles and Tripp’s Mane Golden Gated these three random bitches from the club last night bro!

(2) Senatio: Damn! There is a group of three girls but there are four of us. “It’s olay dude, we can totally Golden Gate!”

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Golden 🍆

Golden 🍆

Metal King Dax uses it as a dick in a text message.

*sends the golden 🍆*

OPEN WIDE LADIES

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Golden Ego

1. A stuck upbitch or an arrogantpunk
2. A guy who inherited a HUGE wang

1.
waiter: golden ego on table 4.
(the cooks add special ingredients.)
waiter to himself: don't fuck with people that handle your food.

2.
Jessica: have you ever seen a golden ego?
Emily: yeah, it was at the national park last month.
Jessica: no, a golden EGO?
Emily: no I guess not.
Jessica: (takes a pen out and writes on Emily's hand) here's Joe's number.

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golden chicken

A Cantonese slang term for a female sex-worker. Popularised by the 2002 Hong Kong film of the same name.

A: Hey, want to get some food? B: Not just now, I am powerfully aroused at the thought of a woman of my acquaintance . A: I am also aroused , at such a thought. Does this woman have a friend? B: Yes, she has several friends who will allow you to enter the Jade Gatewith your Heavenly Staff. A: Then lets get some Golden Chicken!

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Golden Masterbathing

The act of urinating while jerking off in the bathtub. It only counts if you come in the bath water and continue bathing afterwards.

"Did you masterbathe this morning?" "Yeah, and I've been skeeving all day from swimming in my own stew." I love golden masterbathing.

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Golden Gate Bridge

Where 2 males are standing across from each other while they have a femal suspended between them, legs wraped around one arms wraped around the other one male in her mouth other in 1 of 2 holes

i was in san fransico the other day and these 2 guys showed me the golden gate bridge ( they were huge)

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golden gate bridge

A sexual position for one male and two females, in which the male lies flat while giving oral sex to one female and vaginal sex to the other, and then the two females give high fives with both hands. The female equivalent of the Eiffel Tower.

"Women think it's condescending when guys Eiffel Tower them, but I still love it when chicks give me a Golden Gate Bridge."

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