22 april is when you try to make as many friends as possible and when you hang out with your closest friends.Also you get to hug your crush,best friend,girlfriend or boyfriend.If you want to hug your bestie , it can only be one.
Friend 1: Hi bestie its national friend day
Friend 2: OMG! Let me hug you
Friend 3: I have no friends...to hug *goes to a corner and cries*
On June 26th this national holiday day is celebrated by giving a lover, stranger, or friend a handjob.
you; What day is it tomorrow?
stranger; It's National Handjob Day!
national woman day is on December 4th!
on national woman day, he gave her flowers
It is a special day where we celebrate the birthday of Cumsockgogy aka Max
Its National Cumsockgogy day everyone, cishets get out!
The day Biggy’s real name was finally discovered. Celebrated by a large party each year.
Wow, did you forget it was National Biggy Day today?
During March you shall give your fellow ginger friends lucky charms every day and then give them kisses daily
I kissed my ginger bbg on the first day of National Ginger Month
National no snitching day
Every 12th of November nobody can snitch on you. If they do you are allowed to punch them up to 30 times on their arm.
Person 1: *Steals pen*
Person 2: *snitches*
Person 1: You are not allowed to snitch, it's national no snitching day *punches on arm 27 times*