Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. There is no escape.
Hey bro that’s shailer park state high school!
Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Wake up.
Kansas
Kansas is the hoop state and has the best hoopers
Gradey Dick is from the hoop state
A prostitute that is paid by a government to be a spy honey trap. They generally sleep with politically influential people to gain access and insight to classified information or insider knowledge, and could be a biological weapon of mass dickstruction spreading devastating STDs.
Fang Fang was a state sponsored prostitute from China.
A state whose residents would largely vote for a literal banana peel in a presidential election of it was nominated by the GOP.
Yeah Trump dominated Tennessee in the 2020 election. They’re a banana peel state.
An invokable rule in Gaming which requires those on a losing streak to remain awake until that streak is broken
“Screw this, I’m going to bed”
“STATE LAW”
“… just one more”
stone cold ass bitch, always ready to fight and fuck over your fam.
Friend: Hey isn't that your grandma from another state?
You: Fucking hell, that grandma from another state is a nasty ass bitch.
University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.
Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?
Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.
James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.