A person who has mannerisms and a closet style that would imitate someone old.
O'Neal: This grass is gonna get it today!
Ryan: How old ARE you?
O'Neal: I'm literally the same age as you!
Ryan: Yeah okay... Unc (Uncle)
When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.
I'm ready for my date! Needed a trim so I pulled an Uncle Eddie at a tattoo shop and dipped out!
To be screwed beyond royal proportions.
That Asshole spawn killed me. I got Uncle Scrooged!!!
Having a pen or other projectile thrown at your eye region. It is common place for the word bitch to follow uncle gussed.
Brandon: "Can you pass me a pen"?
(Jamie throws pen at Brandon)
Jamie: "You have been Uncle Gussed, Bitch"!
It’s when your Indian uncle grabs your cock and chafes the tip of it on him beard stubble
Hey man I heard Liam was giving Indian uncle burn to his nephew the other night
The act of shutting yourself after a night of binge drinking and Taco Bell.
Damn, he went and pulled an uncle berry.
An Asian man who is Black Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is Black Washed would be called an Aunt Ching.
Juang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??
Tim: Tim, you are such an Uncle Ching