Exclusion Zone

When you take a shit at 1:23 AM after eating your left over burrito from Chipotle, all seems well until out of nowhere your anus explodes with flatulence which is so powerful that your ass has a burning sensation and causes the restroom to smell like ass along with shit stains which take months to clean up, hence the name. exclusion zone

"Damn, that restroom is like Chernobyl, we need an Exclusion Zone around the perimeter of the restroom like the abandoned city of Pripyat. The restroom isn't going to be habitable for many many years. "

trap zone

The moment where the trap becomes one with oneself. Instead of being trapped by a trap, you become the very thing you always wanted to avoid.

Wow, he entered the Trap Zone!

The Simon Zone

1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person

"Dude, get out of the Simon Zone and ask her out"

neethovel production zone

Goon Chamber

I'm going into the neethovel production zone to blast my meat with cosmic radiation