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The Russian War (also known as the Russian-English War) started on November 23rd, 2009. Though the exact time cannot be provided, it is estimated that the Russian War started around 7:00PM. Katelyn Ross, an English anti-Russian accent female activist is at the root of this war. With Emile Chuck Norris' Fortier as her first worshiper, Kateland (Katelyn Ross) became a dictator who would ignite and direct a war that is estimated to last for the next week or two.
How the war started:
Russian Guy: Where is the bathroom? (Russian Accent)
Katelyn: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Not the Russian English accent! NOOOOOOOO!!! We are doomed!!
Russian Guy: Hunh????
Katelyn: TAKE THIS ENGLISH FOR DUMMIES BOOK YOU... RUSSIAN!!!
The Katelyn-Russian war will be one of the most intense wars in the history of the world.
Note: The Katelyn-Russian war led to American believing that:
Canada + russians = communists
Canada + higher taxes + free health care + cheaper universities = communism
Canada + russians + free health care = free health care for communists
Canada + free health care for communists = free health care for Castro!!!
Canada = Communism
Communism = War
Canada = WAR!!!!
Therefore, Americans will nuke Canada and jack all their natural resources.
A big Eskimo in a Yack's pooper.
When a fat woman has an enormous crap that hurts her anus: she yells ''FOR FUCKING RUSSIAN WAR'S SAKE!!!!''
Random note:
There's a town called Fucking in Austria... just thought I'd let you know
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A future war in which several major nation of our planet will be involved in. One possibility is a war between China and U.S. The war could be started with a N. Korea invasion of S. Korea. In which most likely N. Korea is turned back by the U.S. and S. Korea. At this point China comes in to save N. Korea and a World War breaks out. The war would take place in Korea and both navies fighting each other in the Pacific Ocean. Conflicts would also be stired up in the middle east in where both countries try to secure oil reserves for fighting the war. The war would most likely end with a cease fire after thousands die and both economies are devastated by not having the trade between the two nations. If over 20 nukes are set off enough dust would be stired up into the sky to block out the sun causing a nuclear winter (nice way to cancle out global warming). The world would be in an ice age only worsening the situation for both countries. America might win but only if China breaks out in a civil war.
Another possible war could be between the western world and the middle east. Though unlikely because the Quran accepts Christianty as the same god and the west accepts all religions or no religion whatever. It could happen if the west keeps screwing over the middle east like it has been for the past well... I guess since the west was. Like I said its unlikely because your average arab and American have no interest in killing each other and those are the people that will fight each other. If it does happen it would likely spark by an invasion of Iran. Iran will be devastated and suicide bombings will be going off in elementary schools across America and sick stuff like that. Causing American soldiers to be brutal to Iranians which then get the whole middle east against America and the western world.
I truly don't know what could happen with a culture clash like this and I hope it doesn't happen.
Both possibilities should be avoided and can be. By not trying to start any more wars, recognizing China as a major power and allowing Iran to have nuclear energy as long as they let the U.N. observe them, war can be avoided. China has no interest in going to war with America because they would lose their economy and likely never regain it. The middle east won't go to war with the west. And if Iran tries to start something and the U.S. responds they will likely take the U.S.'s side, unless Bush invades Iran then it will get bad.
Peace be with you my brothers and sisters.
"America will either start World War III or end it, but not both." - A qoute from an urbandictionary definer.
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A poor and rather unfortunate overweight boy, who self massacred himself by filming a rather unpleasant set of physical actions.
Doesn't Jordan look like the Star Wars Kid??
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The greatest game of all time known to make husbands and sons disappear for days at a time only showing their bloodshot eyes and calussed thumbs to gather food for the week
Dude have you seen the new trailer for star wars battlefront?
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An overweight Star Wars fan from Quebec. He taped himself pretending to fight a lightsaber battle (every time I try to see it I'm redirected grrr) which is supposed to be so bad it's funny. Some of his "friends" uploaded the video to the net. Soon 5 million people saw him. Oh dear.
Well, I may be embarrassed but I'm totally famous.
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When you fist a girl on her period and then slap her ass with an open hand. Looks like the red handprint on a painted Indian war horse.
(Dude #1) Dude, I gave Jessica an Indian War Horse!
(Dude #2) Aw man, was it awesome?
(Dude #1) No, I passed out from the blood.
Also known as the Spankwire mascot.
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A hand job involving a horny teen and a lightsaber (or any star wars toy). First, you stick the lightsaber (or toy) in her ass then you wiggle it around to make her intestines move around then setting the lightsaber fully extended on the floor you shove her onto it. She or it will break. If it breaks then you proceed to make her give you a handjob or a blowjob.
"That nerd in English class performed a nasty star wars job in front of me. Probably the best climax every."
Husband "Honey I want to try something new"
Wife "okay"
Husband "can you do a star wars job to me"
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