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A guy that constantly comes to you asking for a gaming mouse
"dude wheres my gaming mouse?" says Thomas
thomas has a patchy ass beard and will literally never shut up
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Guy who won't shut up about that one time he went to Germany. Golf addict, dad rock lover, don't ask about his sock collection.
Hey what's your name?
Thomas.
That makes sense.
Thomas the man of all men with the smallest penis. Super attractive and funny but such a disappointment when he drops his drawers. Ladies feel bad for him to say the least. If you’re dating a Thomas just be prepared to not feel a thing.
Wow that “Thomas” sure has a small dick.
He's epic.
Epic is the definition of Thomas.
Thomas is epic.
Haha. Gamers. This is epic.
Person A : OMG EPIC !!!
Person B : He must be a Thomas.
He is the best man out there. No man or woman can stop him. He has a HUGE dick. Like no other. He is a humble, but very brave soldier. No one can beat him and he likes to get pussy all the time.
Wow, just look at Thomas, his huuuuge cock is in my face. I'm a girl btw.
Thomas is a charming, sexy, pure-hearted soul. He develops a mature mindset at a young age and thrives off of success. If you’re friends with him, he will have your back through the thick and thin. He makes an amazing boyfriend and affectionate lover. Any woman is lucky to have a Thomas in their life. He will make one fine husband and father in his life.
“Hey, did you know Thomas is with Shayla?”
“She is so lucky, Thomas is such a hot guy. I’m jealous.