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Curtain tits

A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain

I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.

by Big Nation March 29, 2003

22πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Wiener Tits

Also sometimes known as "dick tits"

Correct meaning is nipples that when a woman is excited or cold stick out so far they appear to be boners in her shirt.

When a woman is not excited or cold they droop looking as wieners hence the name wiener tits

My god I saw this girl that was nipping out so bad it looked like she had wiener tits!

by Jon "Studley" Miller May 15, 2008

17πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Zit Tits

When a girl of any age has prodigious amounts of chest acne, completely taking away the pleasure of staring down those double barrels.

"Man, did you see April? Her zit tits made me wanna defenestrate myself."
"Yah, she needs a busload of Proactiv."

by BanHammer2000 December 14, 2008

17πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


tits and gravy

Two great things: tits and gravy, now together at long last.

Also, British slang for "allright," peachy keen, cool, hunky dory, copasetic, mellow, A-OK, all clear on the Western front, etc.

Last night, my girlfriend poured some gravy on her boobs and told me to lick it off. Everything's tits and gravy over here.

by the birds and trees October 5, 2007

17πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


IKEA tits

Flat packed tits due to very tight bra that simply explode wheh the bra comes off

I bet Lindsay is packing a pair of IKEA tits, them babies are bigger that they look, can't wait to unleash those bad boys.

by Subbuteokid December 4, 2022


tits of the personality

any trait which one finds attractive, but doesn’t automatically result in dedicated attraction to the person having that trait

She was talking about clipping coupons last night. Damn, that’s hot, but I’m not interested. Domesticity is the tits of the personality.

by pistachio229 May 8, 2018


tit snow

the tik tok where it didnt make sense

"tit snow is not coke in this case"

by princesscrown September 24, 2020