cows moo

a great way of saying.

cows like to do something.
everytime they moo -- they are masterbating, but you can't see it.
"sloppin' the pigs" -- if you get what i'm sayinn.

therefore, cows moo...everytime they see a "hot" ass cow.

moooooooo.. "ahh that bitch is fine."

so they say, "cows moo"

twatt cow

Sweet and sour cow vagina

Take out the "Twatt Cow."

twatt cow

sweet and sour cow vagina

you are a twatt cow

creeping cow

A lactating woman on all fours is milked while crawling around the room.

I totally went home with that milf last night and did the creeping cow.

Wonder Cow Emporium

When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).

Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!

Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!

cow figgit

a short, homophobic douchebag.

wow, dude he's such a fucking cow figgit.

challenge cow

The fat friend that always tries to cock block because she's bitter no dudes want to fuck her.

I met the hottest chick at the bar last night but I couldn't close because her challenge cow kept fucking it up.