A queef, or other noise from a vagina or a conversation that a woman might have with her vagina as if it were alive.
I bent over to tie my shoe when my pussy decided it wanted to have a vagina monologue.
My girlfriend thought it would be funny to have a vagina monologue when I turned her down for sex.
ok, you have a vagina. and then one day, BAM! Herpes. thats how it happens.
The other day while i was watching Oprah, i think her vagina transmutation was taking place because her face was all crazy looking.
(Noun) Dried residue left upon the panties of a female after a night of hot sex. Also used as muffin topping in germany.
I had a stellar vagina cakes muffin in Frankfurt last week.
When playing Halo 3, male players can "tea bag" another player after killing them...when a girl does this, however, it is referred to as "Vagina-balling"
Halo player 1 (female): Shot you, haha!
Halo player 2: Whatever, I'll get you next time
halo player 1 (female): But I still got your pride...Vagina balls! (squats over player 2 on the face, repeatedly)
When one is too tired they get pulled by their pubic hair which is braided and their nipple hair will grow longer.
Harry: Mannnn, I was horny last nite. I was sooo horny that I carried my girl by her Vagina handle just to get to the bedroom.
Wart: Harry, you have some problems, man. How thick was her vagina handle?
Harry: Pretty damnnn huge, Wart. Pretty damn huge.
One who has skill or noteworthy prowess in the art of vagina bending and/or causing vaginal wetness and frequent secretion through speech or physical manipulation. see the art of vagina bending aka MARTIAL PUSSY
After studying martial pussy for many years he became a virtuoso - A Vagina Bender.