A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....
Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.
Someone who says, thinks, or believes 'work' is the cure
"I'm not feeling well today"
"Just come/go to work and you'll feel better"
"What are you? The work doctor?"
when you finger a woman (or jerk a guy off) after rubbing your hands together and using working hands hand cream. this causes tons of dry skin rolls to pile up on your hand, and get lodged inside of the pussy of the woman or the urethra of the male.
M: Hey hot stuff, wanna get fingered Working Hands style?
W: What the fuck is wrong wtih you? Please get a life
A word used to express when you need to sound like you have a lot of work to do but will actually be doing nothing. This word is typically used in a work setting amongst your employees.
Today I will be working on emails, the perfect angled selfie, and STIP work.
Me: You should get back to work you monkey
Monkey slave watermelon eater: Ooga booga banana (edging)
Get back to work is typically used when telling your slave to work at the cotton fields
When you know a holiday is happening and you want to pop fireworks to annoy others.
Hey, the neighbors won't stop Poppin Works. Even when it's a holiday or not they refuse the stop
Carefree Ignorant enlightened
The phrase said when someone states that the importance of their work usually in the context of job is of more importance than a social activity involving drinking.
Friend 1"Yo mane you ready to shred town tonight?"
Friend 2"Nah mane i got work"
Friend 1" Work smurk bro"